THIS IS THE USERPAGE FOR EVILKIRIKIZAN. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SANITY CENTRAL, THIS IS NOT IT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A REGULAR SUNDAY MORNING, THIS IS NOT IT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FARTING MOTORCYCLES, YOU'RE CLOSE. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE COOLEST USER OF ALL IN BULBAPEDIA, THIS IS IT!
WORK IT HARDER, MAKE IT BETTER. DO IT FASTER, MAKES US STRONGER. MORE THAN EVER, HOUR AFTER. OUR WORK IS NEVER OVER.
Yah, sorry, unless that work refers to this awesome wiki of awesome awesomeness. I should get credit for that quote, perhaps a promotion to admin...
If i keep hoping that I'm gonna be an admin, I'm going to dream my head off. That's why I keep a Munna around at all times.
I'm back from a long absence of mystery. The truth is, I just needed to take a little break, but I recently got a Flipnote Hatena account, and it got in the way of the Pedia. But I'm back now, so... yeh. I learned how to oFTo there.
But Anyways. I've been on this wiki for about six months, which is long enough for me to fail about five times. Two of those are epic fails, and two are Ultimate Fails. I'm trying to cut down on those now. Most of my edits are minor, but once in a while, I'll help the wiki more than usual and give out a large edit, like the water section on Pinwheel Forest. I'm trying to find opportunities like that.
One rainy day in some random, recent year, I wanted to look up an image of a Pokemon, Gardevoir, I think. But I was on Web instead of Images. The first link was Bulbapedia, which seemed interesting...
So I clicked the link and discovered how awesome Bulbagarden was. For a while, I roamed Bulbapedia just like anyone else who knows nothing about Pokémon. Eventually, around March of 2010, I went on the Main Page and discovered Bulbanews. I got sucked into that too. I was LOVING IT.
But one day, when I was really excited about how i got Pokemon BW, I went to the page of Driftveil City, and noticed that it said Frillish could be caught at level 5-18. O_O → °O° → ☆U☆
I realized that since I knew that was wrong, I could help. So I logged into Bulbapedia in April 2011 under the name of EvilKirikizan. I realized too late, though, that nobody could edit it at the time. ☆U☆ → °O° → O_O
I was crushed, and I waited and waited, which seemed GRUELING because the time slowed down passing through my eagerness. Eventually, editing was back up, and INSTANTLY, Frillish was fixed. I had a purpose.
That same day, I went for a 500 edits in one day achievement. I discovered i was too new, slow, stupid, without determination, tired, and busy doing homework for that to happen. So, for now I'm waiting for the rest of my life to explode so I can get back to that.
Eventually, I made an account in Bulbanews, too. I'm not planning to do as much with that as I have here, but oh, am I going to try and do something. The story will be up when that happens.
It was in a sunny day in July that I was alerted that one of my subpages broke a policy. I was crushed all over again, but I learned a valuable lesson. Read da POLICIES! I've been doing a bit better now, and I think that with each mistake I make I will get closer to being able to move that Munna aside and make my dreams become reality.
The rest of this section is coming soon.
Spotlight on Bisharp
Most users here have their favorite pokemon, as do I, and for me it's Bisharp. Can't beat a dude in armor with blades for hands. Wait, Bisharp's not a dude at ALL. Hold it, wait...
(after about 15 hours of thinking)
Can't beat a Pokémon in armor with blades for hands.
Kirikizan? Who is THAT?
Japanese name of Bisharp.
I created the name EvilKirikizan when the name Bisharp was not yet out, so I just went with what i had. I kind of like Kirikizan better anyways, so there you go.
Come to think of it, there are only a few BW cases where i like the japanese names better than English ones. Like, Shubarugo for Escavalier. I like Escavalier a lot better.
What E.K. finds annoying
Having to explain the difference between fanon and canon
Losing small things in my overly messy house
Having to pay for full access to computer games
saving up a boatload of money to pay for a new DS
the smell of chewy fruit snacks
the taste of chocolate (i just got on so many people's hate list)
getting sticky juice on my hands after eating an orange
realizing i have homework that i didn't do
powder snow
Emolga when I'm trying to train on Audino
Ice-Types that kill my Serperior, Druddigon, Archeops, and/or Krookodile in BW
Having to correct grammar
Tripping on a box
Looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
Hurting my wrist while looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
(Must i go on?)
So it's a bit hard not to annoy me if you're around.
Other than Pokémon
Pokemon isn't the only game series that I like to play. Kirby, Mario, Sonic, and even Bakugan are among the many games I enjoy.
What E.K. is good at
doing two push-ups without burning out
eating Hawaiian pizza
eating in general
coming up with snazzy game names like Ultima and WarriorOmega (i am them)
making Pokemon fusions like my Sceptalafty (Sceptile, Salamence, Scrafty)
skipping school
what E.K. is terrible at
riding a bike with no hands on the handle bars
earning money by watching the Pokémon anime
not spoiling what will happen in an episode to whoever else is watching it
(Random person: What will Ash's egg hatch into? Me: Definitely not Scraggy. Probably Zekrom.)
rejecting a taco given to me
going a day without video games
Choosing a decent Electric-Type to fight Wallace with
I hav a wikky on yoos full Pokey mon stratajees. If you wont to vizit my wikky, its rite heer. If yoo wont to joyn pleez wikky mayel mee and I wil inviet yoo. Thancs!
(If you don't understand any of that, just go to the wikky and forget about the rest.)
Random
GENESECT IS A SHOOP DA WHOOP BUG.
DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yes i am a fan of the Shoop da Whoop.
If i had a nickel for every time someone asked me to shut up, I'd be able to BUY myself a spot as an admin.
That's why I wish i could charge people for shutting me up.
I wish I'd shut up.
That's five cents!
This user fails at making usertags.
This user is SERIOUSLY CONFUSING.
Sandwich.
Dynamite.
Dynamite Sandwich.
We gon' rock this club, we can go all night...
We gon' light it up, like it's Dynamite!
'Cause i told you once, now i told you twice...
(Dynamite don't rhyme, but that rhymes with rice!)
Screw gravity.
The square root of Blastoise is Venusaur and the square root of Pidgey is Charmander.
Duct tape is an essential. Never leave home without a roll of duct tape.
I just hate that move called Puke On Your Opponent To Nullify His Ability.
It's called Gastro Acid? Do I care?
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
THIS IS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY!
This user can rarely spell unnecessary, anesthetic, or supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I got lucky on all three of those.
I root for whatever hockey team is playing the Vancouver Canucks. I give offended Canadians permission to yell at me on my talk page.
My dad roots for whatever baseball team is playing the New York Yankees. Any New Yorkers can yell on my talk page and I will take messages to him.
I named this section after an octopus, because that is the documentary i am watching right now. The plural of octopus is octo pie. Octo pie and octo cake are definitely related, but octo pizza is more of a distant cousin and is related to squid pizza more than the rest of the octos. The family of octos use their distinct food-like scents to drift through the sea and lure in prey. Prey includes crabs, lobsters, hotdog fish, and, for the octo Value Meal (because of its great size), smaller octos and squids. Cannibalism is common in all octos, but cannonball-ism is only present in the octo warships. The smaller octos, ranging from octo cookies to octo waffles, eat smaller things like plankton and gummy sharks. Occasionally, octos will crawl out on land and eat what they can find, at least for a few minutes, because of their need for ocean water. Usually they get their hands (tentacles?) on things they serve at tropical coasts, such as Hawaiian pizza and coconut milk.
This is the last of the octos we will hear about for now. But protect your Hawaiian pizza - they enjoy it as much as I do.
Pardon the RSE, It is leftover from the page i got the wikicode from. Enjoyz!
Warrior Tower is an enormous building built thousands of years ago. It was a sacred landmark at the time, and thousands of Claydol guarded it in the past. As time passed, the building became less sacred and was abandoned, even by most of the Claydol (though some Baltoy and Claydol still reside here today). It is rumored that a legendary Pokémon resides here and controls the flow of time, which is why fossil Pokémon can be caught here. Also, sometimes there are people transported to a lower floor, like a space warp, and strange dark purple holes that can randomly appear, which further pushes that rumor. Along with the fossils, at least 170 other species of Pokémon consider the 41 floors their home. Trainers have recently considered this a great place to train, and use only Pokémon that they caught. It is very hard to get to the top, so good luck.
A colored background means that the Pokémon can be found in this location in the specified game. A white background with a colored letter means that the Pokémon cannot be found here.
That's about it. I'll see you later.
FAILED attempts at this page...
Hello, all ye users who see me page. (No wait, I'm not a pirate)
Like, Chobomaki for Escavalier (Wait, Shubarugo. Oh, for the love of Petilil!)
