I'm the fucking critic. And there's this guy who's been talking an awful lot about me lately. So here's my big comeback. You're a poopie head. *throws pen* Yeah, that's right, I've got pens! *maniacal laugh*
IT'S SATRICIAL: That most of this is sarcasm, if not the Optimatum is clearly retarded for skipping his friend's wedding dinner just to do this. Also, it's understood that there's a saying "the pen is mightier than the sword" but no one cares about crap like that nowadays.
You got me blocked first? Well, your attempt failed this time! *maniacal laugh*
IT'S SATRICIAL: That Optimatum got blocked because of posting a mean comment and that Guardian never meant to block him, just remove his criticism.
*throws another pen*
IT'S SATRICIAL: That Optimatum is CLEARLY copying the Angry Video Game Nerd, if not, this is all just one big coincidence.
Username: What? Real Name: Ivan Hoshikawa, Shōnan-tō (Ivan Hoshikawa of Singapore, Light of the South) Userage: A year. ALthough I've only been editing half that time...Gah. Real Age: 5 times 2 = 12 (South Park joke) Main edits: Manga. Chuang Yi makes too many mistakes. Favorite Anime: Ryusei no Rockman/Shooting Star Rockman. Favorite Manga: ポケットモンスター☆SPECIAL/Pokémon Adventures Favorite Game: ポケットモンスター プラチナ/Pokémon Platinum Favorite Pokémon Episode: Pregnant Ash Favorite Pokémon Character:Platina Berlitz. What, I can't like Special characters? Favorite Girl: What? Quote: Not even Bush can save me now...
Oh, sure, I try to act like a Christian to please my parents and stuff. I believe there's a God somewhere. Out there. I just can't bring myself to believe that that God would actually send his own son to die (Plan B happened to be raising him up again) and forgive humanity's sins. I can't believe in grace. So you could call me a theist, but I don't believe in grace. I doubt I ever will.
To-do list
Try and make a Pokémon Mystery Dungeon standard so that moves like Discharge will be identified to PMD-ers.
Complete the tables on Trade items. Going to take a while, there are at least 104 items. I'll probably do them like Generation starter at a time, then the other starters, then the babies, then the legends. But it'll still take a long time.
Get a table for Appendix:List of tiers. But it isn't my top priority as it isn't a good page.
Finish Blood's Only Light and Umbreon's Quest.
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And get over writer's block.
Message for everyone
Seriously, guys. There's a userspace abuser in Bulbapedia, somewhere.He's, like, editing his userpage with crap and stuff and has tons of subpages.Isn't he abusing the userspace?Also, whenever he edits articles, he lacks grammar and spelling and stuff. Oh, wait, you want to know his name? HAH! That's easy his name is Optimatum! So QUICK, BLOCK HIM.
List of notable Bulbapedists
Note: This section may or may not offend you. I don't give a shit as this is MY userpage and I can put WHATEVER I want here. So fuck off and shit on you you fleabags.
Kuki - A perfect example of an addict. Always gets into edit wars over pictures and want to replace good pics with possibly better pics. However, why change what's already good unless the former sucks ASS?
Optimatum - A userspace abuser, should be blocked by the following admin. Also forgets to use the preview button.
Jioruji Derako - One of my best friends and an expert at wikicode. Deserves to be an admin, even if it was the Signature policy that got him the job in the first place.
MAGNEDETH - The funniest admin around. Check out the page on his hated Pokaman.
Chocolate - Okay kind of guy. Not as bad as Kuki and the following guy.
Guardian - Always trying to change Bulbapedia. Dude, there's this thingy called tradition. Oh, and uhh, *points at the top of the page*
TTEchidna - TTEchiba is the guy who welcomed the afore mentioned userspace abuser to Bulbapedia. After riding through the ranks, he emerged as Editor-in-Chief, basically, the big guy. I am honored to have seen him become the EiC, and hope that Bulbapedia will be as good as it was when it was being led by...
Oh, and I almost forgot. Darkeiya. His girlfriend. Designed some...uhm...card thingy.
Zhen Lin - Ex-Editor-in-Chief. A great guy who does not take sides and resolves fights without any insults. I never said he didn't block anyone.
Politoed666 - TCG expert and in all a real contributor.