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 *[[Robo Groudon]]
 *[[Robo Kyogre]]
-* An energy efficient refrigerator that only turns on when someone is in front of it
+* The 'Power-saving refrigerator', an energy-efficient refrigerator that only turns on when someone is in front of it, and which therefore causes food to spoil very quickly.
-* Unhealthy Sandals (Japanese: ''{{p|Shuckle}} Shoes'') which are shoes with raised nubs that cause one to feel dull and listless. Purchased by a man in Agate Village
+* The 'unhealthy Sandals' (Japanese: ''{{p|Shuckle}} Shoes'') which, as the name implies, are shoes with raised nubs that cause one to feel dull and listless.  This invention was purchased by a man in Agate Village who will wonder at their efficacy.
-* A lightbulb that uses energy ten times as fast as a regular one
+* The 'power-draining lightbulb', a lightbulb that causes electricity bills to increase greatly by consuming ten times the energy as a normal lightbulb.
-* A jet vacuum cleaner that spews out fine dust particles
+* The 'jet vacuum cleaner', which spews very fine particles of dust whenever it is used, resulting in invisible layers of filth that would presumably irritate allergies.
-* Translators which mute Pokémon instead of translating Pokémon speech
+* Translators that mute Pokémon instead of translating Pokémon speech, as was their intended function.  This appears to have been his only invention with a remotely worthwhile intention behind it.
-* Poké Pole - A useless pole painted red and white, like a [[Poké Ball]], and sold to the old man in Pyrite Town's Poké Mart
+* The 'Poké Pole', a useless pole painted red and white in imitation of a [[Poké Ball]] and sold to the old man in Pyrite Town's Poké Mart.  The old man will tell the player that he believes that he has been conned after realising its uselessness.
-* Haunted Radio - A radio that is pre-programmed to say "Please help me" early in the morning. The only invention that Chobin has figured out
+* The 'haunted radio', a radio that is pre-programmed to say "Please help me" early in the morning. This is the only invention that Chobin has figured out, though it doesn't seem to have any useful purpose.
-* Time-Cut Recorder - A video recording device that stops taping five minutes too soon
+* The 'time-cut recorder', a video recording device that stops taping five minutes too soon and leaves the end of whatever is being recorded to speculation.