Miror B./Quotes

These are Miror B.'s quotes in the Pokémon games.

In the side series games

Pokémon Colosseum

Phenac City

"Oh, now aren't you boys frightfully pathetic? You mean to tell me you were bested by these darling infants? Darling, did you say your name was <player> or something? I so don't like saying this, but we're not at liberty to keep your lady friend at liberty. That sweet young thing, she can see things that ordinary people aren't supposed to see. That just will not do for what we're planning to do. No, it just won't do at all. If you don't like pain, like most people, you can avoid the pain by keeping your nose out of places it needn't be."

"Boys! Oh boys!"

"Boys, I shall make my return to Pyrite now. Do remember that I will be waiting for you to return with the little lady. Am I making myself clear? I won't accept failure from you again, boys. Fuhohoho…"

"Let the music spin! Let's get it on!"

Pyrite Bldg

• Speaking with Nascour

"Oh yes indeed, Master Nascour! Our plan is coming along in a lovely, peachy-keen way. We have already broken Duking's spirit. We can do as we please at the Colosseum without his meddling. We've been giving away Shadow Pokémon on the sly to challenge winners for gathering data."

"Fuhohoho! This is perking up my spirit and body! I feel like dancing!"

"Okay then… I shall make my return to the cave where my darling Pokémon await my return! Let the music play!"

• TV monitor

"Fuhohoho! We meet again, kiddies!"

"Cowardly cheat? That's so not true! Taking a hostage is perfectly fine as a bargaining tactic!"

"Oh, the darling couldn't be any safer if it tried! I'm sure it will come to adore me before too much longer."

"Fuhohoho. No running or hiding for me! Come to the cave; that's where I'll be. I'll be waiting for you, my pretties! Fuhohoho!"

Pyrite Cave

• If attempted to sneak past Miror B.

"Hey, hey, people! Going that way is a no-no!"

• Before battle

"Yeah, woot! It's about time, darlings! I'm so frightfully tired of waiting for you. Stop the music!"

"Oh, you kept me waiting for so long, I decided to work up a little perspiration! Fuhohoho. But, my, you have been busy being naughty and messing up our plans. It was oh-so-close for everything to turn out just right, just the way we hoped. But I can salvage our plan by beating you, little man. And so… There's time for one last frantic dance before the grand finale! Let the music play!"

• Before battle, if lost to before

"Fwohohoho! You've come back again? But it won't matter! The outcome will always be the same!"

• Being defeated

"I can't keep up with the tempo! Oh, no, no, what a no-no!"

• After being defeated

"How, how, how dare you! Don't you dare think you'll get away with your latest outrage! One of these days, I will take great pleasure in kicking you about with my elegant dance steps! Oh, and I'm not giving up our Shadow Pokémon plan! Let's go! Escape!"

Realgam Tower

• Before battle

"Fuhohohoh. You've kept me hanging around, <player>. You ruined things in Pyrite for us. But, you know, we're not about to lose over and over to you. This time, I'll win. And I mean it this time. Let the music play! …Oh, never mind that. We'll battle right away!"

• Before battle, if lost to before

"Fuhohoho! When will your realize how futile it is for you to challenge me? But if that's the way you like it, uh-huh, I'll show you how it's done. Let's battle!"

• Being defeated

"I'm an awesome dancer… But I can't win in battles!"

• After being defeated

"This just won't do! But I'll admit you've beaten me thoroughly. Okay, since I'm done, I'll give you this. Here!

"Think of that as a little gift from our great leader Nascour. Don't leave without it, because you'll get nowhere. But, you know, maybe it'd be for your own good if you didn't go on. Fuhohoho!"

Deep Colosseum

• Before battle

"Fwohohoho! So, we meet again! You're not escaping my wrath this time!"

• Being defeated

"Oh, no, no, no! My tempo is off again! This won't do at all!"

Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness

Cave Poké Spot (first visit)

• Before battle

"Fuhohoho! Hey, my posse! Have you rounded up Pokémon like I wanted?"

"Hm? Stop the music!"

"Sniff… Oh, oh, oh! I sense the pleasing scent of Pokémon, oh yes I do! Maybe you're just a little hood, but maybe you're also one fine Trainer with the goods? How about you get with it and join my posse? Be one of us, and you'll soon be owning all the Pokémon around the world."

Yes: "Oh! I hear your mouth say it, but your heart's not in it. I can't abide that. It's big-decision time; you need to think hard before you choose a life of crime. So, tell me, will you join my posse?"

No: "Fuhohoho! I thought you'd say that! You always had this smell to me, you see, that you would be our enemy. How I deal with a threat is to nip it while it's a bud yet. Fuhohoho! I'll be showing you my power now. Try not to be blown away by a sense of wow! Let the music play!"

• Being defeated

"You messed up my rhythm! I just can't, no, I just can't do it!"

• After being defeated

"Oh, you, you, you! You make me so angry. I'm seeing red! Don't you dare think this is over! Just you wait and see! One of these days, with my elegant steps, I'll knock you sideways!"

"Let's go! Escape!"

Outskirt Stand

• Before battle

"Achoo! Achoo!"

"Fuhohoho! Did I hear overhear you talking about me?"

"Oh? Well, if it isn't that super-aggravating little boy who served me a bitter memory at the Poké Spot!"

"Fuhohoho! What perfect timing! For a little exercise after my meal, I'll wipe you out with my elegant steps! Let the music start!"

• Before battle, if lost to before

"Fuhohoho! I'll beat you as often as you wish!"

• Being defeated

"I shouldn't have done something this strenuous right after eating…"

• After being defeated

"Oh, how dare you! I say, how dare you! Next time, I'll put things right and lay down my elegant steps! Let's go! Escape!"

Pyrite Colosseum (first variant)

• Before battle

"I'm ready and set to go! You can bring it on whenever!"

• Being defeated

"I was ready, but not enough! It won't be me losing the next time!"

• If the player is defeated

"Ooh, I so wanted to dance some more. Baby, you need to develop a little more spine like a good bass line."

Pyrite Colosseum (second variant)

• Before battle

"What I call my grooving style, can you keep up with it?"

• Being defeated

"That groove wasn't very groovy…"

• If the player is defeated

"Whoah, yeah! I'm in the groove! Fuhohohoho!"

Pyrite Colosseum (third variant)

• Before battle

"Hey, baby, it's you again! This time, I'm putting you out of the competition!"

• Being defeated

"If this is about dancing, you're not in my league, baby."

• If the player is defeated

"Fuhohohoho! Watch me scoop the championship, baby!"

Pyrite Colosseum (fourth variant)

• Before battle

"Could you soar above my elegant dance steps?"

• Being defeated

"My timing slipped! Oh, how vexing!"

• If the player is defeated

"My dance steps are perfection! Fuhohoho!"

Realgam Colosseum (first variant)

• Before battle

"With my gorgeously elegant dance steps, I'll send you packing!"

• Being defeated

"My gorgeously elegant dance steps aren't easy, you know!"

• If the player is defeated

"You're not up for the part. Go practice your dance steps!"

Realgam Colosseum (second variant)

• Before battle

"Oh, you are unlucky to have to face me! Let the music play!"

• Being defeated

"You've beaten me through and through and thoroughly, too! This won't do at all, not at all!"

• If the player is defeated

"Oh, you. You should face it, you're not ready for me, baby."

Realgam Colosseum (third variant)

• Before battle

"Hey, baby, not you again! This time, I'm not going to forgive you!"

• Being defeated

"Oh, the tempo is all wrong again! It won't do at all!"

• If the player is defeated

"Fuhohohoho! My dancing was perfection today, pure and simple!"

Realgam Colosseum (fourth variant)

• Before battle

"I'm your dance partner this time."

• Being defeated

"The tempo is off! It won't do at all!"

• If the player is defeated

"Oh, you're not quite what I expected at all, baby."

Rock Poké Spot (first variant)

• Before battle

"Well, my boys, isn't that pathetic? Surely, you two aren't spooked by this little boy? How very, very bad is that? You're <player>, is that it? I don't want to disappoint you or anything, but I don't have mercy for anyone in our way. Not even little children! Let the music play!"

• Being defeated

"The tempo's off! This won't do, won't do at all!"

• After being defeated

"Oh, I took you for granted! Just a boy, I thought to myself! You two!"

"This is where we all say, “Let's go, escape!”"

Rock Poké Spot (second variant)

• Before battle

"Oh dear, not you again. Let me guess, you're my fan? I can understand that, but I really can't abide a stalker! But if you really insist, I would be happy to give you my autograph in exchange for all your Pokémon."

• Being defeated

"Dancing and battling, they're not the same, no, no!"

• After being defeated

"Oh, you! I'm quite offended that you would beat me. What kind of fan are you, anyway? This time, I'll overlook it. But I won't let you off if it ever happens again! Okay! Let's go! Escape!"

Oasis Poké Spot (first variant)

• Before battle

"Fuhohoho! We meet yet again! What perfect timing! Perhaps we're tied by some bond I don't know about. But you still cause me so much distress! For me to get all the Pokémon in the world, you're an impudent impediment! And so… Let the music start!"

• Being defeated

"Okay, now I'm furious! It's hopeless!"

• After being defeated

"Oh, how dare you! I say, how dare you! Don't you dare think that this is where it ends! Next time, I'll put things right and lay down my elegant steps! Let's go! Escape!"

Oasis Poké Spot (second variant)

• Before battle

"Uh-uh-uh! Music, stop!"

"Sniff, sniff… Uh-huh! I smell the alluring aroma of Pokémon, oh yes, I do! My summoning dance has brought some Pokémon here! Fuhohohoh!"

"I can tell you've got some very cute Pokémon with you. Well, they'll all soon be mine! Let the music play!"

• Being defeated

"If it's about cutting dance steps, I won't lose!"

• After being defeated

"Oh, how dare you! But you're hugely mistaken if you really think that this is where it ends! One of these days, I'll put things right and lay down my elegant steps! Until then… Let's go! Escape!"

Cave Poké Spot (first variant)

• Before battle

"Stop the music! Well, well, well! If it isn't the ultra-uncool booy who always, always, always messes up my plans!"

"Oh, what a swell idea! Let's try that right away! Let the music start!"

• Being defeated

"I can't get into rhythm with you, not at all!"

• After being defeated

"Humph! My groove was just a little off today. Don't even think that you've bested me yet, you silly boy! Fuhohohoh! Okay, you two! Let's go! Escape!"

Cave Poké Spot (second variant)

• Before battle

"Oh, my! Your timing is impeccable!"

"You two! I'll give you a demonstration of what makes my steps so elegant. Let the music start!"

• Being defeated

"Woohoo! So I lost!

• After being defeated

"Stop the music! You silly boy! In this situation, you should know that you need to match rhythms with me! It's all your fault you've thrown my timing out of whack! Oh, you annoying child!"

"You two! Let's go! Escape! Don't fall behind!"

Gateon Port

• Before battle

"I, I, I! Want you! Want you! Huh?! Stop the music!"

"Let me wind down the music and take a look! Oh, you are! You are that super-annoying brat! It's all your fault that my Shadow Pokémon is the last of the kind! But you did worse! You messed up my dance for celebrating the future of Team Miror! Today of all days, you're not going to get away! No, you'll never, never get away! Let the music play!"

• Before battle, if lost to before or failed to snag Dragonite

"Fuhohoho! You've come back again? You super-annoying brat, you! My dance to celebrate our future is reaching a climax. I can't let you meddle now!"

• Being defeated

"Battling with you, I can't seem to find the right groove at all."

• After being defeated, if the Shadow Dragonite was snagged

"Oh, how dare you! I say, how dare you! That Shadow Dragonite was Cipher's very last Shadow Pokémon! There's only one thing to do now."

"Let's go! Escape!"

"Huh? What is this? In my perfectly coiffed afro do, I found this little device."

• After being defeated, if the Shadow Dragonite wasn't snagged

"Oh, how dare you! I say, how dare you! But, I still have the Shadow Dragonite with me! All I need is a little rest. When I feel chipper again, I'll show you who's the star with my elegant dance steps!"

The Krabby Club

"I, I, I! Want you! Want you! Oh yeah! I'm feeling it!"