User:Gengarzilla/Sprite Thoughts
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Pokémon | Green | Red/Blue | Yellow | Gen I Back | Gold | Silver | Crystal | Gen II Back | Gen I Thoughts | Gen II Thoughts |
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Bulbasaur | Green is a little off, but nothing too bad. Yellow is nice and everything else is passable. | Crystal blinks too much, that's my only gripe. | ||||||||
Ivysaur | It's not looking good for Green. Red/Blue is just breaking rules now and the backsprite is kinda odd. | Gold is nice, Silver's about to sneeze, and Crystal's toned down on the blinking. Looking ok all round. | ||||||||
Venusaur | Green is basically dead now, the backsprite looks like a salad, Yellow is good again, and Red/Blue seems a little small. | Gold still holds up, Silver is now yawning, and Crystal has started flirting. Backsprite continues to be good though. | ||||||||
Charmander | Green is the product of incest, Red/Blue is too scary to be Charmander, Yellow's kinda cute, and the backsprite is fine except for the spikes. | All so fucking cute. No complaints whatsoever. | ||||||||
Charmeleon | Charmeleon falls further down in Green, the flame on Red/Blue looks wrong, Yellow fixes that, and that backsprite was clearly the last thing to do on a Friday. | The lot of them are very menacing, to the point of insanity in Crystal's case. | ||||||||
Charizard | Poor old Green is destroyed beyond repair, Red/Blue tries and fails to be scary, and Yellow thinks that it's a Dragonite. Backsprite can't be salvaged either, | I'd rate these but they'll probably eat me. | ||||||||
Squirtle | Before Yellow, it looked more like a baby than a Squirtle. | These are ok, but Crystal's too early to try and look scary. | ||||||||
Wartortle | Green is silly and the rest look like superheroes, chubby ones in the case of Red/Blue. | This continues into Generation II, with Crystal even shaking his shell in the process. | ||||||||
Blastoise | Green's too thin, Red/Blue looks like something just stole a Blastoise's shell, and Yellow hasn't grown out of the superhero stuff. Backsprite's a bit boring. | Gold is Silver before it fell over, and Crystal's still trying to look scary. Only the tail wagging spoils it. Backsprite's too bright. | ||||||||
Caterpie | Green is an alien that came out of green goo, Red/Blue is meh, Yellow's definitely a Caterpie, and I'm half expecting that evil backsprite to bring out a gun. | Normal all round. | ||||||||
Metapod | Green, Red/Blue, and the backsprite look like they've been on crack. Fortunately Yellow saved the day. | Can't complain. | ||||||||
Butterfree | Green's wings are damaged, Red/Blue is just a child with wings, Yellow and the backsprite actually looked like bugs. | Once again, no big problems. Is this going to be a recurring theme with bugs? | ||||||||
Weedle | Green and Red/Blue lacked legs and Yellow seems suicidal Backsprite's nose is also deflated. | Apparently not. The stare on all of them is unnerving, Silver's most likely drunk and depressed, while Crystal's practicing that "dangerous bee" look. | ||||||||
Kakuna | Green is too thin and tall, Red/Blue is bascially Beedrill already, Yellow is too wide and short. | These are about as good as an immobile cocoon gets. | ||||||||
Beedrill | Green tries to be threatening and fails, Red/Blue is fine, Yellow tries to be threatening and succeeds. | Silver could pass for a bank robber, Gold is silly, and all of Crystal's practice as a Weedle is for naught. | ||||||||
Pidgey | It's actually too plain for me to say anything. | Are most basic stages going to be this dull? | ||||||||
Pidgeotto | Fat before Yellow, but the backsprite is nice. | Crystal blinks a lot again. That's all I've got. | ||||||||
Pidgeot | Green's ok, Red/Blue is horribly wrong, Yellow is scary, and the backsprite lacks eyes. | Silver'd good, Gold and Crystal are kinda chubby, and the backsprite has a nice flowing crest now. | ||||||||
Rattata | Dull, bland, boring, and tripe. What did I expect though? It's a rat. | Put Silver behind Gold or Crystal and it looks like they're humping each other. Sorry, just bored of this one. | ||||||||
Raticate | All terrifying. | Still scary, but Silver's just tripped. | ||||||||
Spearow | Only Yellow resembles a Spearow. The rest could easly be statues. | Silver is throwing a tantrum, but it's fine overall for Generation II. | ||||||||
Fearow | Red/Blue is bad but everything else is fine. Especially the backsprite, it's probably the best in Gen I. | These are good enough. | ||||||||
Ekans | Green is a Bellsprout, Red/Blue are bad too. Yellow really makes this one happen. | Wrong colour before Crystal. | ||||||||
Arbok | It's good before Yellow, when it becomes rightfully menacing. I'm not a fan of the backsprite pattern though. | Gold's kinda tame for Arbok's standards, but it's Silver and Crystal that make the cobra scary again. | ||||||||
Pikachu | Oh my, the mascot of Pokémon and Game Freak looked awful before Yellow. I'll bet that anyone messing up the design in that game were sacked. | Pikachu's looked rather good ever since. | ||||||||
Raichu | I really feel for Raichu, being shafted aside over his famous younger brother All of them look too big, but Yellow not so much. | Still fat, still fine, still superior in my eyes. | ||||||||
Sandshrew | Yellow is too well hidden and the others are more like Kangaskhan Junior | Gold and Crystal are distracted by something, but Silver's good. | ||||||||
Sandslash | Yellow takes the cake this time. The rest of them are a bit weird and that backsprite is plotting something. | All rather nicely done. Backsprite is really nice here. | ||||||||
Nidoran♀ | All wrong. | Gold looks like an entirely different Pokémon. | ||||||||
Nidorina | No wonder Nidorina can't breed, who'd want to be with this? | Crystal seems to think that it's a Rhyhorn or a Donphan. | ||||||||
Nidoqueen | I can't tell what the backsprite is, but Yellow is thankfully good to go. | The monstroities have migrated to Generation II. Gold is strange, Silver tries to be sexy, and Crystal is dancing... | ||||||||
Nidoran♂ | Absolutely awful before Yellow. | Silver loses Yellow's scary look and goes back to being cute. | ||||||||
Nidorino | Now this is more like it. Except for the backsprite. | Same problem with Ekans, wrong colour before Crystal. | ||||||||
Nidoking | That's what I call intimidating. They're all nice, Yellow especially. | This holds true to the next generation. If not for Gengar, I'd be using this one a lot. | ||||||||
Clefairy | Green is confused about something, Red/Blue is cheerful, and Yellow is crushing on something. The backsprite could use improving though. | No complaints from me, they're just fine. I would have greatly preferred Clefairy as the mascot instead of Pikachu. | ||||||||
Clefable | For once, Green turns out to be the best. Red/Blue is stupid and Yellow is still crushing on something. | Still nothing to say. | ||||||||
Vulpix | Green's tails and hair are too small, Red/Blue is apparently a deer, Yellow is good, and the backsprite sports a wicked mohawk. | Gold is still a deer while Silver and Crystal are mooning those behind them. Backsprite loses the mohawk which is a shame. | ||||||||
Ninetales | Green might just be a werewolf and Red/Blue decides to melt one of its legs off. Yellow and the backsprite are both nice and stylish though, even if Yellow is basically Rapidash. | Silver looks kinda mean while Gold and Crystal nearly copy Red/Blue's leg melting. | ||||||||
Jigglypuff | Really fucking ugly before Yellow, where it becomes the devil incarnate. | The demon is fortunately exorcised before Generation II comes round. | ||||||||
Wigglytuff | Really fucking ugly before Yellow, but there's no hellspawn this time. | Gold is good, Silver is striking a pose, Crystal is shaking that booty. It's fine overall. | ||||||||
Zubat | If I listed everything bad before Yellow, we'll be here all night. | Silver is too dark, but it's a minor complaint. | ||||||||
Golbat | Green is just wrong, Red/Blue stalks us in our sleep, Yellow is fainting from the ugliness of its brothers. What a mess. | Silver is now striking poses. Did it learn from Wigglytuff? | ||||||||
Oddish | For a living weed, it's not too bad. | Likewise. Crystal's somewhat off though. | ||||||||
Gloom | Green is squashed, Red/Blue just stretched it out a bit and made it jump, Yellow isn't racist. That's about it. | All of Gen II has more drool than usual for a Gloom. | ||||||||
Vileplume | Green is completely butchered, Red/Blue is mutated, and Yellow doesn't look too bad. | They're good, especially Silver. It's Red/Blue done right. | ||||||||
Paras | All bad in their own ways, expect for the backsprite. | Gold and Crystal stare into your soul, but Silver's fine. | ||||||||
Parasect | Green is too creepy, Red/Blue hates the sun too much, and Yellow likes the sun too much. The backsprite is basically Kingler with a mushroom on top. | Gold is Yellow, Silver and Crystal are Red/Blue. Backsprite is still Kingler. | ||||||||
Venonat | They somehow looked a little off, but Yellow's colouring was nice. | Crystal's glowing eyes are creepy, but it works. | ||||||||
Venomoth | No, no, no, no, no... Absolutely worthless and awful before Yellow. | Thank goodness this lot are just fine. | ||||||||
Diglett | The dirt was a bit off before Yellow, but Diglett itself was just fine. | These ones aren't too bad when you ignore Gold and Crystal's floating dirt |
To be continued.