Guzma/Quotes: Difference between revisions

: ''"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form—it's your boy Guzma!"''

: ''"There's not enough destruction! Ergh! C'mon, kid! It's time to smash!"''

: ''"I'm the big bad boss who beats you down and beats you down and never lets up!"''

: ''"Now's the time for this vaunted team to let loose and destroy everything!"''

: ''"Let's go break some stuff!"''

: ''"Later."''

: ''"Ready to beat down some punks."''

: ''"Aw, yeah!"''

: ''"With power like this, we could... Heheheheheh."''

: ''"We can beat down anyone now!"''

 

: ''"Siiick."''

: ''"Hey."''

: ''"Hm."''

: ''"Huhuhuh."''

: ''"Ehahahahahah!"''

: ''"Hehehehuh."''

: ''"Hmph!"''

: ''"Nheh."''

: ''"Great work...I guess."''

: ''"Congrats!"''

: ''"Stick with it!"''

: ''"Nggh!"''

: ''"What's your problem?!"''

: ''"Nguuh!"''

: ''"Aw, man!"''

: ''"My bad."''

: ''"Yeah, yeah."''

: ''"Pft. No way!"''

: ''"Ugh!"''

: ''"Whoa."''

: ''"Ready to get beat?"''

: ''"Yo... Lookin' pretty groggy over there. If you need somebody to slap you awake, I'd be happy to oblige!"''

: ''"What? I'm just givin' the turf a quick once-over... Guess it's become a habit."''{{tt|*|also used by Special Costume}}

: ''"Y'know, Pasio's a sweet, little island. It'd be a shame if somebody smashed it to pieces... Heh heh, sounds like fun."''

: ''"Me 'n' my Pokémon gotta keep training our bodies each day so punks like you can't beat us down!"''{{tt|*|also used by Special Costume}}

: ''"Whaddya skulkin' around at night for, huh? If we were in Alola, you'd already be gettin' the evil eye from Team Skull."''

: ''"Ain't it past your bedtime, kid? Get outta here—unless you want a beatdown."''{{tt|*|also used by Special Costume}}

: ''"Yo, this is for you."''

 

: ''"Hyuh!"''

: ''"Come at me, punks!"''

: ''"Come on!"''

: ''"Crush 'em!"''

: ''"Beat 'em down!"''

: ''"Ha!"''

: ''"You're finished!"''

: ''"Pummel 'em to pieces!"''

 

: ''"Ready to get beat?"''

: ''"Y'all!"''

: ''"Destroy!"''

: ''"Crush 'em!"''

 

: ''"Got a bone to pick with me, huh?"''

: ''"Move over."''

: ''"Nah... What's wrong with us?"''

: ''"Nice!"''

: ''"Watch it!"''

: ''"Pummel 'em to pieces!"''

: ''"Thanks."''

: ''"Tuh! You kiddin' me?"''

: ''"Huhuhuh."''

: ''"Y'all are stupid."''

: ''"Yo, <player>! Got a second? Sure you do!"''

*'''Part 1: Team Skull's Big Bad Boss'''

: ''"Come on! I'll beat you down and beat you down some more!"''

:: '''Protect Lunatone!''': ''"You can get crushed with the rest of 'em! Go, {{p|Golisopod}}!"''

:: '''Attack Golisopod!''': ''"Hah, that's a good one! You can get crushed with the rest of 'em! Go, Golisopod!"''

: ''"No way! {{mas|Liza|You}} ain't worth the time!"''

: ''"Fighting you's a waste of a beatdown!"''

: ''"A bunch of boulders would make a better opponent than you!"''

: ''"Shut up! That's just how big bad Guzma is! If you don't like it, stay out of my business!"''

: ''"{{mas|Plumeria}}? What're you doing here?"''

: ''"Huh? What do you mean by "weaker people?!""''

: ''"They've got one of the [[Hoenn]] [[Elite Four]] with 'em! That's supposed to be "weak?""''

: ''"Guh! Wipe that pitiful look off your face!"''

: ''"Do you wanna get stronger or not?"''

: ''"Then quit whimpering!"''

: ''"Heh! Save your thanks, kid!"''

: ''"Hey, Plumeria and <player>! Gimme a hand here!"''

: ''"You got that right! If you wanna be strong, first you better see what strength looks like!"''

: ''"And if you wanna see strength, big bad Guzma's your boy! I'll beat you down, then beat you down some more!"''

*'''Part 2: Team Skull's New Apprentice?'''

: ''"So! What do you think of the might of big bad Guzma and Golisopod?"''

:: '''That was some serious destruction!''': ''"I'll admit it, <player>—you can destroy with the best of 'em!"''

: ''"Huh? No way! Completely outta the question!"''

: ''"I-I don't take apprentices, kid. Personal policy."''

: ''"Shut up! You keep outta this!"''

: ''"Look, no apprentices for me! End of story!"''

: ''"If you wanna get stronger, use your own power to do something about it!"''

: ''"... ... ..."''

: ''"Listen up, kid."''

: ''"I'll say it one last time—big bad Guzma doesn't take apprentices..."''

: ''"But this time, and this time only, I guess I wouldn't mind...not refusing you."''

: ''"Keep it to yourself!"''

: ''"So what's it gonna be? It's now or never! You gonna watch me do my thing or not?"''

: ''"Ngh!"''

: ''"Sheesh!"''

: ''"Shut it! I'll tell you how it'll work: beatdowns and more beatdowns!"''

: ''"Now watch carefully. I'll give you one more look at big bad Guzma's brand of destruction!"''

: ''"You gotta learn the trick to it with your own two eyes!"''

: ''"Here goes! Look alive, Plumeria and <player>. Time for some full-blast destruction!"''

: ''"You're up first, {{mas|Drake}}! Hope you're ready for us!"''

: ''"Oh, c'mon! You think beating someone who was busy protecting a kid counts as a win?"''

: ''"I wanna be able to say I beat down one of the Hoenn Elite Four fair and square!"''

*'''Part 3: A Team Skull Beatdown!'''

: ''"Well? That oughta be enough watching to start picking up a knack for destruction!"''

: ''"For real?! What don't you get about it?"''

:: '''We destroyed with more spirit!''': ''"Heh. You hit the nail on the head!"''

:: ''"There ain't nobody who can match me when it comes to destructive spirit!"''

: ''"Hey! Kid!"''

: ''"If watching won't cut it, better try it for yourself! Get ready for a battle with big bad Guzma!"''

: ''"So! How come you keep losing? Find the answer yet, kid?"''

: ''"Gaaah! Come on—that ain't it!"''

: ''"Now listen good, kid! Is it {{mas|Tate|your brother}}'s fault you're not strong?"''

: ''"No! The only person keeping you from winning is you!"''

: ''"You convinced yourself you're a certain way, and you shut yourself up in your own shell because of it!"''

: ''"Now you've gotta break that shell for yourself! Be the one to smash it wide open!"''

: ''"Heh! If we're doing this, we're doing it right. You better bring some destruction yourself!"''

*'''Part 4: Team Skull's...Kindness?!'''

: ''"Feh. I didn't get to beat you down as bad as I really meant to."''

: ''"Nah. That ain't it."''

: ''"Here on [[Pasio]], we battle three-on-three, which means you're never fighting alone."''

: ''"She's used to fighting with her brother, so she oughta be a natural at working with other [[sync pair]]s."''

: ''"But she couldn't see the people by her side!"''

: ''"She thought she was alone, so she was convinced she couldn't cut it...even though this style of battling was practically made for her!"''

: ''"That's what I mean when I say she built her own shell!"''

: ''"But that battle just now was different. She started believing in her teammates and focusing on bringing the beatdown!"''

: ''"Well, I taught her, so how could she not be?"''

: ''"Buh?! Who you callin'— I'm nobody's mentor...let alone a "kind" one!"''

:: '''Great mentoring, Guzma!''': ''"Shut up, shut up, shut up! All of you!"''

:: ''"I told you, big bad Guzma takes no apprentices!"''

:: '''Thanks for being our beatdown mentor, Guzma!''': ''"Hey, shut up! You ain't my apprentice! Quit taking advantage of my distraction!"''

: ''"Yo! There you are!"''

: ''"What're you just standing there for? Yeesh. Not too reliable, are ya?"''

: ''"Today you'll get a crash course in beatdowns, straight from the master himself—me!"''

: ''"Here's your task. It's simple: smash all these rocks!"''

: ''"Gather all your strength, smash right through 'em, and keep moving forward!"''

:* If spoken to in the first area

:: ''"Your task's simple: smash all these rocks!"''

:: ''"Gather all your strength, smash right through 'em, and keep moving forward!"''

: ''"Huh? What's goin' on here?"''

: ''"A boulder barricade, huh? Well, this oughta be good!"''

: ''"It's just begging to be smashed! Go for it, Golisopod!"''

:* If spoken to in the second area

:: ''"Hey! What's the holdup? This ain't the time for standing around slack-jawed!"''

:: ''"Let's go, <player>! Time to bust some rocks...and some [[Team Break]] heads!"''

: ''"All right, punks! What flavor of beatdown will it be today?"''

: ''"Really? Giving up already? Flimsy buncha punks, ain'tcha?"''

: ''"Wha—?! You were back there, too? Grrr! You tricked me into letting my guard down!"''

:: '''We'll save you!''': ''"Like you're one to talk!"''

: ''"Well, you punks sure went and did it now. Hope you're ready for full-blast Guzma!"''

: ''"Hmph! Don't bother thanking us, kid. You just happened to be right in our smashing path."''

: ''"Huh? What's your problem? Looking to get in my way and catch a beatdown?"''

: ''"Meh. After today, at least I know you ain't the type to just stand around flat-footed."''

: ''"I thought about trying to cram in some more training, but ya know...I'm feelin' done! Let's call it a day."''

: ''"See ya round, <player>. I'll give you a shout next time I'm feeling up to it!"''

: ''"What, done already? If that's all you got, you ain't even worth my time."''

: ''"You dumb— Oh, <player>. You see that just now?"''

:: '''You're as fearsome as ever.''': ''"Well, big bad Guzma's always training, after all."''

:: '''Having another battle?''': ''"Yeah. I'm in constant training mode for the [[Pokémon Masters League|PML]]."''

: ''"Although those bozos just now got a long way to go if they wanna pose a challenge for Golisopod and me!"''

: ''"The battle wrapped up before Golisopod even got going full steam. Right, Golisopod?"''

: ''"He's normally pretty gentle, y'know."''

: ''"But put him in battle, and he'll slice anything clean in half with his massive claws!"''

: ''"Come to think of it, he ain't too different from you in that sense."''

:: '''You think so?''': ''"I mean, just look how kind and gentle you are most of the time, and look how fierce you turn once a battle starts!"''

:: '''I'm not like that!''': ''"Heh. No? Well, ain't it just like you to say that."''

: ''"When we get into battle, Golisopod deals out exactly the type of destruction I dream of."''

: ''"That's why I brought him to be my partner here."''

: ''"And I couldn't ask for a better partner! We're gonna smash the whole competition!"''

: ''"So you better get ready for us!"''

: ''"Huh? What're you talking about?"''

: ''"Hmph. Being the caring teacher ain't really my style."''

: ''"But anyway, you're one to talk, Drake."''

: ''"Just look at you running around with these people you ain't got the slightest ties to. Leaning into that "meddling old man" image, huh?"''

: ''"Heh. You old geezers all read off the same script, don'tcha?"''

: ''"Nothin'. Don't sweat it. Anyway, time for big bad Guzma to head out!"''

: ''"Man. He talks just like {{mas|Hala|Master}}."''

: ''"I swear! This is why I can't stand old people!"''

: ''"Hmph! These so-called Trainers keep running away from me..."''

: ''"What's got everyone so scared of a little Pokémon battle?"''

: ''"What's up, Golisopod? Found an opponent?"''

: ''"What's your problem, {{mas|Bugsy|kid}}? Think you can just stroll up and start chattering at my partner Pokémon?"''

: ''"Hey, you! You better pry your eyes off Golisopod and quit ignoring me!"''

: ''"Ya think so? I guess he's pretty much the best partner Pokémon I could ask for."''

: ''"Most people take one look at him and get freaked out by his energy. Not many react like you did."''

: ''"True. Y'know, you kinda weird me out, but you sure do like {{t|Bug}} types, huh?"''

: ''"Oh, uh...sure. Look all ya want."''

: ''"All right, that's enough training for now! Things are going great today!"''

: ''"C'mon, Golisopod, let's head on back to town."''

: ''"... ... ..."''

: ''"Ugh, all right already! Whaddaya want?!"''

: ''"Oh, do I? You're a real brat, you know that?"''

: ''"This ain't got nothing to do with me. It's your partner Pokémon—you save it!"''

: ''"Let's go, Golisopod."''

: ''"Gaaah! Fine! I'll get your Pokémon!"''

: ''"Go, Golisopod!"''

: ''"Yeah, yeah. Keep your eyes on it next time, got it?"''

: ''"Nice work, Golisopod. Now let's go—for real this time!"''

: ''"I could ask you the same thing."''

: ''"Meh. I'm not big into prestige or prizes."''

: ''"But I am big into destruction, and there are plenty of juicy targets around here."''

: ''"So I thought, Why not try and beat down everyone who's here to take part in the PML?"''

: ''"Yeah? Well, what about you?"''

: ''"What? Spit it out."''

: ''"Hmph. Do what ya want."''

: ''"Cut that out, Plumeria! Alola ain't worth the trip."''

:: '''I'd love to go!''': ''"What?! You've got weird taste..."''

:: ''"Well, whatever you want. I ain't planning on heading back for a while yet, though!"''

: ''"Well, well... I didn't think I'd run into {{mas|Lusamine|Madam Prez}} herself way out here on Pasio."''

: ''"Meh. Alola was too small for us."''

: ''"You sure seem to have changed a lot over the journey..."''

: ''"I saw that look in your eye."''

: ''"You never made a face like that when we were on the same team. You ain't even the same person now."''

: ''"You used to have this gleam in your eye... Like you knew you had the power to change the whole world right at your fingertips."''

: ''"I used to wanna be like you..."''

: ''"But now?"''

: ''"Nah."''

: ''"That face you were makin' a minute ago... You looked kinda like a real mom."''

: ''"{{mas|Lillie|Your}} {{mas|Gladion|kids}} deserve to have this person in their lives, not that power-hungry lady with a gleam in her eye."''

: ''"This new you that's spendin' a quiet afternoon shoppin' with her kids...she'll make 'em much happier."''

: ''"Guzma! What is wrong with you?! You're turnin' into a pile of mush..."''

: ''"See ya, Madam Prez. Next time, let's have a Pokémon battle or somethin'."''

: ''"Uh..."''

: ''"What is it, {{p|Golisopod}}? Already found a new opponent to battle?"''

: ''"Huh? Well, if it ain't <player>!"''

: ''"Me and Golisopod are real fired up about the [[Pokémon Masters League|PML]]. Yeah."''

:: '''You startled me.''': ''"What gives? Something like that surprised you? Guess it ain't too surprising. My Golisopod's got a real fighting spirit. No wonder you'd be surprised."''

:: '''You shouldn't surprise attack people.''': ''"Huh? Surprise attack? If you lower your guard, you only got yourself to blame when you lose."''

: ''"Battle begins the moment you meet."''

: ''"In a Pokémon battle, it's destroy or be destroyed."''

: ''"You need to have a strategy in battle. Beating down an opponent after a surprise attack is my secret strat!"''

: ''"You can say and do all the pretty, little things you want, but it don't mean nothing if you can't win!"''

: ''"I can't stand people who fuss over how they win. There ain't nothing good about losing."''

: ''"But there's something you gotta do in battle before you even think about winning and losing. Know what it is, <player>?"''

:: '''What is it?''': ''"Don't play dumb. You give your all in battle, right?"''

:: '''Going all out?''': ''"You get it. Yeah. You've got to go all out in each and every Pokémon battle."''

: ''"It doesn't matter who your opponent is or what kind of title they've got. Ain't no need to ever hold back or hesitate."''

: ''"Battling means going all out! I can tell that you don't hold back—you destroy your opponents!"''

:: '''Thanks.''': ''"Heh, it's not really something to thank me over. Just something your boy Guzma noticed."''

:: '''I don't know if that's true.''': ''"What're you acting all modest for? Big bad Guzma is telling you it's true, so it is. Be proud!"''

: ''"You got some real talent, kid. You should really think about joining up with [[Team Skull]] someday."''

: ''"More than anyone else in the PML, I want to destroy you, <player>."''

: ''"I'm not gonna lose. Not to you or anyone else."''

: ''"I don't care about the fame or the prizes, but the chance to destroy all those Trainers is too sweet to miss out on."''

: ''"Heh... I'm looking forward to it."''

: ''"So, how about a battle right here and now?"''

: ''"Heh, I'm just messin' with you."''

: ''"We should keep the hype for our battle building as long as we can."''

: ''"You get what I'm sayin'? Prepare yourself. Yeah. Because I'm gonna destroy you in the PML!"''

: ''"Destruction in human form—it's your boy Guzma!"''

 

: ''"I'll rip that victory away from you if it's the last thing I do!"''

: ''"Destroy it all! Destroy it all and beat them down as much as you like! That's what [[Team Skull]]'s all about!"''

: ''"I live for beating down all those moldy, old traditions and customs we've got in [[Alola]]."''

: ''"Here on [[Pasio]], I'm gonna find a whole new kind of style! Yeah."''

:: ''"Traditions? Old customs? That stuff's not gonna help us."''

:: ''"It's better to embrace what the winds of change bring us."''

: ''"I'm not the only member of Team Skull who made it to Pasio."''

: ''"Bet {{mas|Plumeria|she}}'s off doing her own thing. Heh, not that I'm really worried about it."''

: ''"We'll probably end up seeing her sooner or later."''

:: ''"She and I have totally different styles when it comes to thinking and battling."''

:: ''"If I'm honest, I can never tell what she's thinking."''

:: ''"Maybe that's why we get along so well."''

: ''"These fancy [[Pokémon Center Café|Pokémon Center cafés]] sure have a lot, but they're still missing some important stuff!"''

: ''"They don't have my favorite drink from back in Alola!"''

: ''"Here on Pasio, it's got me thinking about that taste sometimes. Yeah."''

:: ''"That drink is everywhere in Alola."''

:: ''"If you find it around here, buy one for your boy Guzma, OK?"''

: ''"Team Skull is a home for those who have nowhere else to go."''

: ''"Totally different from the way you think and live."''

: ''"But I think you'd actually fit in pretty well."''

:: ''"I'm not only about destroying, you know."''

:: ''"Team Skull is like a home for all of my crew, and I won't ever let it be destroyed."''

: ''"<player>. You've got some real great promise. Yeah. You're different from the others around here."''

: ''"How about joining Team Skull and causing some havoc with me?"''

: ''"As a team, we could destroy anything we wanted."''

:: ''"When you join Team Skull, you gotta wear the team's mark."''

:: ''"We got shirts and masks, and some real sweet pendants."''

:: ''"Listen, I'm offering to set you up with an outfit I picked myself, so you better be thankful!"''

: ''"Now's the time for my vaunted partner to let loose and destroy everything!"''

: ''"That's why we've both got to keep getting stronger and stronger. Yeah!"''

: ''"So we're gonna train again today until we're totally beat!"''

:: ''"You and your partner make a pretty good [[sync pair]]. Yeah. Really something, I'd say."''

:: ''"Together we could destroy it all and bring about a new wind of change!"''

:: ''"We'll break down the walls that hold us back, and we'll get stronger and stronger!"''

: ''"I'm the boss of Team Skull."''

: ''"Team Skull's made up of people who were told they had no future. Yeah. That's why I gotta fight hard to give them one."''

: ''"In the end, the wall we gotta destroy is the one we put around ourselves..."''

: ''"Until then, Team Skull's our home, and that's cool."''

:: ''"We've also got {{mas|Gladion|a strange kid}} in Team Skull who's less of a good-for-nothing."''

:: ''"Wonder what that guy's up to right now."''

: ''"No matter what I'm wearing, I'll never change!"''

: ''"I'm gonna break and smash and beat them all down!"''

: ''"With this armor on, beating down anyone is a piece of cake!"''

: ''"It might look like it's hard to move around in all this, but it's not."''

: ''"And that's not all. It's so tough that it hardly gets a scratch, no matter what hits it."''

: ''"Hehe... This armor is awesome!"''

: ''"The other day, I saw {{p|Buzzwole}} and {{p|Golisopod}} together."''

: ''"Instead of attacking, they just flexed at each other!"''

: ''"What's up with that?!"''

: ''"I guess it doesn't matter as long as they're having fun."''

: ''"When you're protecting your allies, digging in and waiting around for the enemy isn't the only way to do it, you know."''

: ''"The best defense is a good offense. You gotta attack and attack and never let up!"''

: ''"That way, they won't even have a chance to attack you back! Now that's what I call a strategy!"''

: ''"Hey, <player>. When I'm with you, I feel like I could smash up the whole world!"''

: ''"Whaddya say? Wanna come with me and break some things?"''

: ''"When we go, I'll even get you your own set of matching armor!"''

: ''"Hey there, <player>. I was just thinking about why Buzzwole does those body-building poses."''

: ''"What do you think about it?"''

: ''"I've been thinking about it for hours, and it doesn't make any sense! I don't get it!"''

: ''"I guess it's just something that only Buzzwole can understand."''

:: ''"Wh-what?! You're still here?!"''

:: ''"You listen here. I was NOT imitating Buzzwole's body-building poses, OK?"''

:: ''"Now scram, kid!"''

: ''"You know that people call Buzzwole an "[[Ultra Beast]]" and they get all scared of it, right?"''

: ''"Ugh. When I hear people say they think Buzzwole is scary just because of how it looks, it really bums me out."''

: ''"Buzzwole hasn't even done anything wrong... At least not here on Pasio, anyway!"''

:: ''"People judged me all the time on Alola even though they didn't know me."''

:: ''"Now that I'm here on Pasio, though, I've left that all behind and I'm just livin' it up."''

:: ''"That's why I tell Buzzwole to ignore the haters and just enjoy the battles here on Pasio."''

: ''"Yo, <player>. You came, huh?"''

: ''"Let's get wild today and beat down some Trainers and send them flying!"''

: ''"Yo, <player>. Did you come out to break some things, too?"''

: ''"I'm gonna go all out today and smash everything up like I always do!"''

: ''"Yo... Lookin' pretty groggy over there. If you need somebody to slap you awake, I'd be happy to oblige!"''

: ''"What? I'm just givin' the turf a quick once-over... Guess it's become a habit."''

: ''"Y'know, Pasio's a sweet, little island. It'd be a shame if somebody smashed it to pieces... Heh heh, sounds like fun."''

: ''"Me 'n' my Pokémon gotta keep training our bodies each day so punks like you can't beat us down!"''

: ''"Whaddya skulkin' around at night for, huh? If we were in Alola, you'd already be gettin' the evil eye from Team Skull."''

: ''"Ain't it past your bedtime, kid? Get outta here—unless you want a beatdown."''

: ''"Here, take this."''

: ''"That's a gift from big bad Guzma. You better use it!"''

:: ''"Don't go destroying that, got it?"''

: ''"Here, take this. You'd better thank me for it!"''

:: ''"Oh, and don't even think about going wild and smashing it, either!"''

 

: ''"All right! Come on!"''

: ''"Step right up if you wanna get destroyed!"''

: ''"Big bad Guzma, who beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up...is taking all comers!"''

 

: ''"Beat 'em down with bug Pokémon, yo!"''

 

* Special Poké War Games costume event conversation with [[Jasmine (Masters)#Celesteela|Jasmine (Special Costume)]] (wearing his special costume)