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The ancient pharaohs were not too bright they say,  
:''For my predictions of Black and White characters names, see [[User:Siegfried/Predictions]].''


But they made one contribution that I live by to this day.


It's the food pyramid and it's approved by the USDA.


Whole grains are the foundation, so please take my advice,


Have five to eleven servings of bread, cereal, or rice.  
...A place of unlimited darkness. "Where are the doors?" they asked nervously. "We can't see any doors..."<br>


Three to five of vegetables and four of fruits is best.  
"Be careful where you step!" said a cold voice. "This spot is taken." Dozens of eyes blinked at us in the Stygian gloom.<br>


Their antioxidants and fiber help you to digest.  
By the time my uncertain visitors turned to ask me what to do I was already far away.<br>


Three servings of yogurt, milk, and cheese
"There are no doors", said the voice. "You are here with the rest of us now..."<br>


Will help your bones and subsidize the cattle industries.  
Even my bellowing laughter couldn't fill this space.<br>


A body needs to grow, and growing takes proteins,


That's why meat can be a tasty treat like fish or human beings.


When you eat your sweets, make sure you try


To limit your servings, or you'll DIE!


Everybody!


My body is a pyramid that's made of healthy food.


So do what we say,


(Yeah!)


Eat right every day.


(Food!)


I love you


Buy American...
 
 
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 18:00, 23 October 2010

For my predictions of Black and White characters names, see User:Siegfried/Predictions.



...A place of unlimited darkness. "Where are the doors?" they asked nervously. "We can't see any doors..."

"Be careful where you step!" said a cold voice. "This spot is taken." Dozens of eyes blinked at us in the Stygian gloom.

By the time my uncertain visitors turned to ask me what to do I was already far away.

"There are no doors", said the voice. "You are here with the rest of us now..."

Even my bellowing laughter couldn't fill this space.