^I'm not a massive religious guy...by that, I mean I'm not fighting over stupid stuff...like the whole "Should Gays Marry!?" thing...don't really care about the outcome...
^Funny story behind this. My dad bought it for me on Christmas. Shortly after delivery, dad found out it was the wrong Yellow. (Mind you, my dad doesn't play Pokémon...barely knows the basics). Turns out, the guy sent us the wrong one "by accident". He said he'd send the right one A.S.A.P. I decided to try "Pokémon Yellow". It was the a hacked version of Donald Duck (or Felix the Cat...cannot tell which, with a modified Pikachu-humanoid. It does not take a genius to know it was a scam. Three weeks later my dad had not recived the correct Yellow. He also could not contact the "seller". He finally bought the REAL thing off ebay, and it was there within a week. We have not had any contact with the guy since the incident. Needless to say, my dad no longer trusts oversea shipping. I still have "Pokémon Yellow", along with the real Pokémon Yellow. What I will do with the fake "Pokémon Yellow", I don't know. Right now, it just collects dust, simply serving as proof.
A picture from another victim...the one on the leftIn-game screenshot taken by another victim
^Own all three...have not played any of them in a while though.
Also, the original Smash Bros. I bought on the Wii...don't own a N64...
This user doesn't go anywhere without his Pokéwalker.
^Been a while since I've used it.
<--Ain't that a cute lil' Pika?
Other Stuff
DISCLAIMER: The following is pure fictional and may not be 100% accurate. Please skip the next part if you don't wanna hear this.
I picture myself as Pikachu...a Pikachu who's job is being a cop that can be a little reckless. I sometimes make mistakes that make me look weird, and have strolled across weird incidents. My weapon of choice is a tazer. Often it's the tazer that sees action first...I drive a cop car that looks like it's in the wrong era. An old 1955 Ford station wagon, painted black. It has two red lights up on the rood, a loud speaker mounted in between the two. The old thing has stars and POLICE logos slapped on the sides. The car groans and crunches when it shifts, showing signs of abuse in the division that some may question. To think that I had to go with this because my old cop car (2005 Dodge) was totaled when it skidded off the road and head-butted a guardrail, then a large oak. The station just cannot get the new car in, as the engineer is constantly interpreted by repairs needed on other cop cars.
My Primary Partner is Squirtle...a little shy, and one of the most daring in the station. Although fighting is something he wishes to avoid, he wields a Mini-Uzi that can show some force...the Mini was barely within station rules...the thing is intimidating, and the stern face beyond it is even more intimidating. The looks have caused many to just give up, and only once has the Uzi been used for lethal force...his aim surprises most as well. He doesn't need a bullet proof vest, as combat in the army has proved his shell can stand the bullets.
My Secondary Partner is my trusty Arcanine. This dog has a bite worse then his bark. And his bark is intimidating itself. He shows respect, despite willing to maul someone when the command is given. He is willing to kill. He's suffered two bullet wounds, and they have just made him fiercer. The station got so nervous that the third time would not end well, he is required to wear a bullet proof vest unless he is off hours. Even then, I have to haul it around in case a sudden emergency comes up. His dog treats? Charcoal. He loves that stuff. Ironically, he is required to avoid any Flamethrower attacks unless it means life or death. He is probably the only animal that enjoys heartburn...after all, he IS a Fire type...
My third and final partner is one that sees the least amount of combat. A small Joltik. An unusual size of only three inches, he is easy to hide. Usually under my bullet proof vest, clinging to my back. It may sound unpleasant, but I need it. I overproduce electricity, and constantly streaming it out of my cheeks is not really an option. So Joltik is simply there to help me out. It benefits him too, as he gets all the electricity a Joltik could ever need. He hates pepperspray, which is why he clings onto my back instead of my chest.
DISCLAIMER ENDS HERE
Pokémon TheoriesNOTE! May not be 100% accurate; if you are gonna argue about them and not consider the statements, DO NOT READ. Remember, this is just theories I have, and may not be true!!!
The Relationship with Mew and Ditto
We all know Ditto and Mew have many similarities. But the connections go deeper then some of us think. In fact, relations may even go far enough to make contact with Mewtwo.
The Facts
Mew and Ditto weigh the same, at 8.8 pounds.
Up until Generation III, they both had the same color, both being pink.
They both have the same shiny coloring.
In every game where Cerulean Cave is accesible (with the exception of Gold, Silver, and Crystal), the closer you get to Mewtwo, the more likely Ditto appear.
There was a very long period in between journal entries in the Pokémon Mansion, suggesting that several unrecorded incidents.
The time between Mew's christening (July 10) and Mewtwo's birth was (Feb. 6) was 155 days.
Mew and Ditto are the only Pokémon (besides Smeargle) that can learn Transform without hacking.
The Theory
Ditto is the result of failed attempts of cloning Mew.
(theories will be added over time)
This user has a Shiny Victreebel. 
<--Ain't that a cute lil' Pika?
