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<code>"I have evidence that contradicts his existence!"</code>
:<code><b>~ Apollo Justice on the Optimatum.</b></code>
<code>"OVERRULED."</code>
:<code><b>~ All his classmates on Optimatum.</b></code>
<code>"He's a foolhardy foolish fool who foolishly fools his foolish self into foolishly thinking that he can foolishly contirbute to this foolhardy foolish community foolishly known as "Bulbapedia", fool."</code>
:<code><b>~ Franziska von Karma on Optimatum.</b></code>
<code>"He's like my seventeenth cup of coffee. Always the bitterest"</code>
:<code><b>~ Godot{{tt|*|Diego Armando}} on Optimatum</b></code>
<code>"Who again?"</code>
:<code><b>~ Optimatum on the Optimatum.</b></code>
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<code>"This fucking person is fucking garbitch! He doesn't fucking do jackshit! I'd rather have the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than talk to this fucking shitsucker. You don't know how fucking shitty this fucking shit is. Fuck this shit!"</code>
:<code><b>~ AVGN on Optimatum</b></code>
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The 13 Rules of Bulbapedia:
As you can see, I'm responsible for the User Namespace policy. I'm also slightly responsible in the signature policy regarding line breaks, and I'm also indirectly responsible for the User Talk policy. Yes, I understand you all might be mad at me. Well, I have to say this:
#You MUST NOT have other Manuals before the [[BP:MOS|Manual of Style]]. Even if it's your computer's "How-To-Avoid-Crashes" manual.
 
#You MUST NOT call TTE biased, because he is god. Rule number 5 applies to this as well.
"No one can change the past. The only thing we can do is
#You like someone on Bulbapedia (quoting {{u|DCM}}). [[User:Victorysaber|Hell, even I do.]]
:strive to make up for our mistakes, so that we can find
#DON'T vandalize articles. And rules are meant to be broken.
::the way back to our path towards a brighter future."
#You MUST break this rule.
:Naruhodō Ryūichi, Phoenix Wright.
#You CAN stalk anyone on Bulbapedia, provided they are a girl. And yes, Kogs, that applies to you as well.
#You MUST NOT EVER admit that you watch/look at hentai. You WILL be ignored for the rest of your life.
#You CAN say you're leaving - and you can come back in minutes/hours.
#You MUST earn the Golden Slowpoke award. It's the ultimate privilege.
#You MUST use AIM to contact an admin.
#You MUST NOT be religious. Don't preach ANYWHERE. Or TTE will hunt you down. And kill you.
#You MUST NOT obey any of the above rules. Rule 5 applies to this rule.


And the last rule:
So don't blame me, what's the past is the past. Now all we have to do is look forth in the hopes that BP will have a bright future.
<br>Rule 34: You CANNOT ask about this rule. Ever.
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