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[http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx It's Pokémon, twit. Not Namyekop, the demon of yellow and pink.]
[http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx It's Pokémon, twit. Not Namyekop, the demon of yellow and pink.]


<ab>IT WAS AD 2101
Nah, I just turned on the TV and, lookie! Pokeyman! =D
EDIT WARS WAS BEGINNING...
 
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OPERATOR: WE GET [[Bulbapedia:Userspace policy|USERPAGE]]
CAPTAIN: WHAT?
OPERATOR: [[Main Page|MAIN PAGE]] OPENED.
CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU.
CATS: HOW ARE YOU [[User:Kuki|EDITWARRERS!!]]
CATS: ALL YOUR CONTIBUTIONS ARE BELONG TO US.
CATS: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO BEING [[Bulbapedia:Blocking policy|BLOCKED]].
CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY!!!
CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO EDIT MAKE YOUR [[Bulbapedia:Talk abuse|TALK]]
CATS: HA HA HA HA....
OPERATOR: CAPTAIN !!
CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY USERTAG!
CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
CAPTAIN: MOVE PAGE.
CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.</ab>
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February 2009: Fraulein Tina returns. Bah, humbug. If Herr Wrongguy and Her Shiny return too, I'm outta here.
February 2009: Fraulein Tina returns. Bah, humbug. If Herr Wrongguy and Her Shiny return too, I'm outta here.
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