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<b><center>List of recommended users that could fit into this table:<br>[[User:DCM|To be yelled at]] - [[User:TTEchidna|To spam someone's talkpage]] - [[User:Jioruji Derako|To learn more]] [[User:Kogoro|about wikicoding]] - [[User:Maxim|To be shouted at]]<br>[[Special:Userlist|To be scolded]]</center></b>
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==={{tt|Detailed|Boring}} Introduction===
<pre>EXECUTING INTRODUCTION PROGRAM...
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PROGRAM READY. NOW DISPLAYING INFOMATION OF PROGRAM "SIARNAQ"...</pre>
NAME: SIARNAQ
AGE: 13
OCCUPATION: PROSECUTOR
INTERESTS:
*FINDING OUT IF AILE LIKES [[User:Saber-Chan|<b><span style="color:black;">VENT.</span></b>]]
*PLAYING ROCKMAN ZX AND ZXA. RYUUSEI NO ROCKMAN. ROCKMAN X. ROCKMAN ZERO. ROCKMAN.EXE. AND ROCKMAN.
*POKéMON.
*FINDING BULBABOT'S PASSWORD AND DESTROYING THE WORLD.
DISLIKES:
*BEING SHIPPED WITH [[User:Salminathas|<b><span style="color:black;">SOME RANDOM IDIOT.</span></b>]]
*BANANAS.
<pre>DEACTIVATING OUTPUT OF PROGRAM "SIARNAQ". NOW DISPLAYING INFOMATION OF PROGRAM "NAVI".</pre>
NAME: IVAN H. ELRIC
AGE: 13
OCCUPATION: [[User:Victorysaber|<b><span class="explain" title="COPYRIGHT BELONGS TO THIS GUY" style="color:black;">DEFENSE ATTORNEY AT LAWL</span></b>]]
INTERESTS:
*BANANAS
*SHIPPING SIARNAQ WITH RANDOM IDIOTS.
DISLIKES:
*NOT THAT MANY THINGS.
*HIS DOG, CAT, HAMSTERS AND RABBIT.
<pre>DEACTIVATING ALL OUTPUT SYSTEMS. TEMPORARY SHUT DOWN INITIATED.</pre>
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===[[Image:PokeBallSpriteSmall.png|Pokémon]] Pokémon===
===[[Image:PokeBallSpriteSmall.png|Pokémon]] Pokémon===
====On Hand====
====On Hand====
[[Image:GalladeAnime.jpg|right|thumb|This is Power Glove. He's so bad...so bad...]]
*Pachirisu (Shadows of Almia)
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*And...that's it...[Game crashed]
| align=center | [[Image:474.png]]<br>{{p2|Porygon-Z|Zapper}}
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*Note: These three Pokémon are named after official NES accessories. [http://www.youtube.com/JamesNintendoNerd <b><span style="color:black;">You probably know why...</span></b>]
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===History===
====Timeline of user events====
<code><i><span style="background:#{{bulba color}};">"It's...ALIIIIVE!!!"</span></i></code>
 
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Equivalent Exchange. You've heard of the term, haven't you? To receive something, humankind must give something of equal value in return. For example, to receive a hard spanking, a boy must work hard at not doing his homework. Yep, Equivalent Exchange was not just a theory, it was the law of nature. That was what lead to alchemists trying to perform a certain taboo: Human transmutation.
 
Transmutation involves giving up an item for something of equal value. For example, you take a bar of gold and use alchemy to give it up for, say, a small atom of platinum. That's how it works, basically.
 
Alchemists have been trying for years to perform human transmutation. [[wp:Fullmetal Alchemist|<b><span style="color:black;">Two boys, Edward and Alphonse Elric</span></b>]], even lost their bodies attempting to do so. In the end, they all ended in failures...some ended up in the creation of homunculi.
 
Siarnaq was the result of its creator's sister transmuting himself with a machine. It was an accident, for she was actually attempting to turn that machine into a working one. The accident occured when her elbow was slightly touching the edge of the transmutation circle. When the process ended, Siarnaq lost every bit of humanity in her.
 
No, I'm just kidding. I created Siarnaq to ignore [[User:Salminathas|<b><span style="color:black;">ignore certain people on MSN</span></b>]] while I'm at school.
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====On Bulbapedia====
June 2006: Signs up on Bulbapedia.
June 2006: Signs up on Bulbapedia.


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December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.
December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.


Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by [[User:Salminathas|<b><span style="color:black">some</span></b>]], [[User:Victorysaber|<b><span style="color:black">idiots</span></b>]], [[User:Saber-Chan|<b><span style="color:black">who are</span></b>]] [[User:Arutoa|<b><span style="color:black">stalking him</span></b>]]. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!
Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by [[User:Salminathas|<b><span style="color:black">some</span></b>]] [[User:Victorysaber|<b><span style="color:black">idiots</span></b>]] [[User:Saber-Chan|<b><span style="color:black">who are</span></b>]] [[User:Arutoa|<b><span style="color:black">stalking him</span></b>]]. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!
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===The End===
===The End===
Yep, you've reached the bottom of this page. What prize should I give you...? Oh, right. My contact details...
Yes, yes, it was short. Don't blame me, that's all I could come up with on short notice.


*[http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/member.php?u=13773 <b><span style="color:black">BMGf, ThatKidWithNo Originality</span></b>]
*[http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/member.php?u=13773 <b><span style="color:black">BMGf, ThatKidWithNo Originality</span></b>]
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