User:Telme/Telme's Pokémon Gender Theories

Look, I know this is the third idea I've discussed that has previously been done by another user, just leave me alone!

Ash Ketchum's Pokémon

Original series

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Pikachu

Okay, who honestly thinks that Pikachu is a female? Seriously. There have only been about four arguments to support that he's a female, and they don't work. First, Pikachu wearing one of Misty's dresses. Second, Buneary is either a lesbian or doesn't know Pikachu's gender but likes him anyway. Third, Chikorita's rivalry for Ash's affections with Pikachu. Fourth, the lack of a groove in the tail is because this was before the gender differences. You see what I mean?


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Caterpie → Metapod → Butterfree

Have you seen two girl animals mating and actually making it work? Of course not. This one's a guy.


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Pidgeotto → Pidgeot

Just so you know, if there's not enough mannerisms, I go with gut instinct. Here, I kinda think Pidgeotto/Pidgeot is a female.


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Bulbasaur

All of Ash's Kanto starters seemed to have male personalities, and this one had the hots for a Gloom. Sure, the Gloom could have been male, but I say it was a female. Again, I state my thought that some animals don't have capacity or care for homosexuality.


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Charmander → Charmeleon → Charizard

Of course it's a male! It had the hots for a clearly female Charizard named Charla! Relating to my point about some animals and homoexuality, Charizard must be a guy.


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Squirtle

Seemed all manly as the leader of the Squirtle Squad, so I say it's a guy.


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Krabby → Kingler
?

Okay, my instincts fail me this time, I HAVE NO FRIGGIN' IDEA!


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Primeape

A wild male baboon? That makes sense!


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Tauros (x30)

…well DUH! You ought to be an idiot to not think these are male (unless you haven't done enough research).


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Muk

Likes to get on men, but is probably a clingy male, like Brock's Sudowoodo! However, it has shown affection for Jessie, so it must be a clingy male.


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Lapras

My instincts tell me it's a girl.


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Snorlax

Gut instinct. I don't really rely on game mechanics, just instinct.


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Heracross

Again, gut instinct. However, this could be subject to change if it is seen later with a gender difference edit.


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Chikorita → Bayleef

She has the hots for Ash, and possibly his Sceptile.


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Cyndaquil

Meh, seems like one.


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Totodile

This one had affections for two Pokémon that were clearly female, an Azumarill with a bow in it's tail and a Quagsire with a bow in it's head. Plus, it has that goofy and energetic personality that only males can have.


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Noctowl
?

Like Kingler, my instincts fail to see some truth.


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Phanpy → Donphan

Seemed a little strong and manly as a Phanpy, and got macho as a Donphan.