Timeline of user events
June 2007: Signs up on Bulbapedia.
October 2007 (I think, memory's a blur): Forms "UEP" with Fraulein Tina, Herr Ryguy and Herr Shiny.
November 2007: UEP declared illegal. The other three disappear.
December 2007: Announces probable break.
July 2008: Takes break for 3 months
October 2008: Returns, disturbed by userspace ban.
Late October 2008: Gets pissed at some random guy.
November 2008: Gets banned.
December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.
Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by some idiots who are stalking him. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!
February 2009: Fraulein Tina returns. Bah, humbug. If Herr Wrongguy and Her Shiny return too, I'm outta here.
The 13 Rules of Bulbapedia:
- You MUST NOT have other Manuals before the Manual of Style. Even if it's your computer's "How-To-Avoid-Crashes" manual.
- You MUST NOT call TTE biased, because he is god. Rule number 5 applies to this as well.
- You like someone on Bulbapedia (quoting DCM). Hell, even I do.
- DON'T vandalize articles. And rules are meant to be broken.
- You MUST break this rule.
- You CAN stalk anyone on Bulbapedia, provided they are a girl. And yes, Kogs, that applies to you as well.
- You MUST NOT EVER admit that you watch/look at hentai. You WILL be ignored for the rest of your life.
- You CAN say you're leaving - and you can come back in minutes/hours.
- You MUST earn the Golden Slowpoke award. It's the ultimate privilege.
- You MUST use AIM to contact an admin.
- You MUST NOT be religious. Don't preach ANYWHERE. Or TTE will hunt you down. And kill you.
- You MUST NOT obey any of the above rules. Rule 5 applies to this rule.
And the last rule:
Rule 34: You CANNOT ask about this rule. Ever.
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