Optimatum

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Ivan Helric
OBJECTION!

Age	13
Gender	Neither.
Hometown	Singapore
Region	South East Asia
Relatives	Orphaned.
Class	Trainer

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	This user identifies as genderless.

	This user is bisexual.

	This user is frequently on patrol.

	This user is not a membre of Bulbapedia.

	This user is calm, despite the fact that he's not a membre of Bulbapedia.

	This user holds grudges, despite being calm.

File:Pokeball.jpg	This user owns every Generation IV game, whether in English or in Japanese.

File:000Unknown.png	This user is objectionable.

	This user is unforgiving.

	This user deals massive damage.

	This user can slam his table.

File:DP Guitarist.png	This user can play the air guitar.

Optimatum, otherwise ThatKidWithNoOriginality, has been part of the Bulbapedia community for approximately 18 months. It is currently 13 years old and is a high-schooler.

Base Stats

Stat	Base		At Lv. 50		At Lv. 100
Stat	Base		Min.	Max.	Min.	Max.
HP:	100		160	207	310	404
Attack:	10		13	68	22	130
Defense:	15		18	73	31	141
Special Attack:	150		139	222	274	438
Special Defense:	65		63	128	121	251
Speed:	85		81	150	157	295
Total:	425	These stats are purely for humor only. =D
Minimum stats are calculated with 0 EVs, IVs of 0, and a hindering nature. Maximum stats are calculated with 252 EVs, IVs of 31, and a helpful nature.

Obssession with the numbers

Yeah, you'd think that's odd right? Well, so do I. I tend to be able to spot things out like...

"OMG EEVEE IS NUMBER 133 AND HAS 7 EVOLUTIONS!" and "The pastor told us about 3 As, right? Well, 3+2+1 is equal to 6, and if you replace every A with 6, you get 666!" Amusing, but that's not the end of it.

"Next month (Feb) is going to have a Friday the 13th. Well guess what? March has one too!"

It is my opinion that any 3-digit or higher number with different numbers can be turned into 666, 1337 or 13. Such as 643 (That was random, honest!). (All the mathematics can only use the same digit once in a mathematical statement.)

666. That's easy. 6 put into 3 slots is equal to 666.
13. Well, 6+4+3=13, right?
1337. Hmm...
- 4-3=1.
- 6+3=2. Put 3 in two slots.
- 3+4=7.
- 1337. =D

768.

13. 7+6=13.
666. 7+8-6=9. Take the square root of 9 and you get 3 slots. Take the 6 and put it into each of those slots. There you go, 666.
1337. We already got 13, so let's get 37.
- 6 times 7 is equal to 42. 42-8=34. 34 plus the square root of 7+8-6 is equal to 37.
- So we put 13 and 37 together and we get...1337.

Timeline of user events

June 2006: Signs up on Bulbapedia.

December 2007: Announces probable break.

July 2008: Takes break for 3 months

October 2008: Returns, disturbed by userspace ban.

Late October 2008: Gets pissed at some random guy.

November 2008: Gets banned.

December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.

Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by some idiots who are stalking him. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!

The End

Yes, yes, it was short. Don't blame me, that's all I could come up with on short notice.