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Popular, cool looking, but really not that great. You would expect him to be fast, but he really isn't.
Stat
HP:
80
Attack:
115
Defense:
115
Sp.Atk:
55
Sp.Def:
65
Speed:
95
Total:
0
Sandstryk
Level-up with Evil Pendant
And now Sandslash has some worth, not that he's horrific right now anyway, but if you have to struggle a little to really enjoy it, then some changes need to be made. BST=525
They're considered legendary, but are far from it.
Stat
HP:
96
Attack:
144
Defense:
96
Sp.Atk:
144
Sp.Def:
96
Speed:
96
Total:
0
King Unown
Level-up with Ancient Crown
This prob the only time a normal Pokémon would evolve into a legendary, but I think it makes sense. I'm not sure if it would retain its Hidden Power only movepool or not, but basically I just doubled all the stats. BST=672
A Pokémon that looks like a supersonic jet? I'm all for that. The stats are the same BST as Skar, only less defense and more speed, similar to Scyther and Scizor. BST=465
This will seem like an odd addition, but hear me out. Same BST as Donphan, but a focus on speed and power. Awesome. Name is a combination of "Centrifugal" referring to it's spinning like a wheel, and with the added "phan" from others. BST=500
Surskit is a cool little bug that has an awesome and unique type combination. Then it gets ruined by Masquerain, a completely and totally unremarkable Bug/Flying moth. This needs to be fixed.
Stat
HP:
80
Attack:
65
Defense:
67
Sp.Atk:
102
Sp.Def:
85
Speed:
102
Total:
0
Surstride
A Water Stone that isn't the one we already have now.
Not the most powerful thing, but it isn't supposed to be. This would be a balanced, low tier Pokémon and a heck of a lot of fun to play with, as well as being just plain cool. BST=500
I'm really bad at these names...I'm pretty sure Chimecho will get an evolution in the next Gen or two. Also, it's a wind chime, but it isnt part flying type? BST=515
As Farfetch'd above, Pachi exists with seemingly no inherent meaning. So, unfortunately for the ungodly amount of people who like the stupid thing, its just a dark spot on their team, only seeing battles against similarly useless Pokémon.
Stat
HP:
70
Attack:
70
Defense:
80
Sp.Atk:
75
Sp.Def:
100
Speed:
110
Total:
0
Hikourisu
idk, plagiarism?
This opens the door for a strategy I can already see being abused horribly. Thunder Wave + Whirlwind. Yikes. But at least this evolution gives some real meaning to it, and gives fans something they can at least use. The name is Hikou meaning "Flying" and Risu meaning "Squirrel". BST=505
Chatot utilizes a really cool sound thing that we're all familiar with. However, what's the point of using it, if the ensuing damage isn't enough to kill, in which case, Chatot then gets decimated?
Stat
HP:
85
Attack:
75
Defense:
65
Sp.Atk:
105
Sp.Def:
65
Speed:
110
Total:
0
Yammerot
Level-up knowing Megaphone
Well, it still wouldn't see much, if any, use online, but, at least if you want to use it in single play, you can! The name is from "Yammer on" + Chatot. BST=505
Like I need to explain this. It's already in the pouch, it's time to let it go.
Stat
HP:
65
Attack:
55
Defense:
40
Sp.Atk:
20
Sp.Def:
40
Speed:
50
Total:
0
Rookhan 50%♂/50%♀
Happiness, or Lv.20
Why hasn't Nintendo created this one already?? I'm wondering, maybe even a middle evolution between the two. Also, this would be a good time to introduce a Male version. BST=270
Lapras is one of those "cutesy" Pokémon, that and Lapras is huge!
Stat
HP:
80
Attack:
55
Defense:
50
Sp.Atk:
55
Sp.Def:
65
Speed:
30
Total:
0
Eules
Happiness, or Lv.20
Not much to say about the thing itself, so instead I'll gloat about this being probably the best nickname ive ever penned. The name "Eules" is taken from "Leonhard Euler" who did stuff about tides. Like how Lapras is taken from "Pierre-Simon Laplace" who came after Euler. BST=335