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{{:User:Shiningpikablu252/PA}} | {{:User:Shiningpikablu252/PA}} | ||
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[[File:ScrotchShipping.png|150px]] | [[File:ScrotchShipping.png|150px]] | ||
WARNING: | WARNING: RANDOM HOT MEN... | ||
NAH JK XD, OR AM I?!?! | |||
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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. XD</center> | YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. XD</center> | ||
{| align="right" style="background: # | {|align="right" style="background: #191970; width: 30%; max-width: 30%; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; -moz-border-radius: 10px; border: 2px solid #87CEEB;" | ||
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!colspan="2"|'''Émile Dakota Caldecutt Story stats:''' | |||
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| | |colspan="2"|<center> http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemonfakemon/images/thumb/5/51/%C3%89mile_is_hot_when_he%27s_serious.jpg/268px-%C3%89mile_is_hot_when_he%27s_serious.jpg </center> | ||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Quote: | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|"Live life to the fullest, accomplish what you can, no matter how hard it is or what the blocks in the road are." | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Age: | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''31''' (in the anime); '''37''' (in ''Stanford''); '''14''' (in ''Radiant Ace''), '''29''' (in ''SnazzyShipping'') | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Height/Weight: | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|5'9"/145 lbs. | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Hometown: | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|London, Littleroot Town, Veilstone City; Pewter City (in the summertime) | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Ancestry: | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|English, Irish, Scottish, German, Dutch, Canadian, French, etc. | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Accent: | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|mostly American, slightly Irish and German | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Birthday: | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|February 15, 1972 | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Nature: | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|a mix of Jolly and Hasty | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Zodiac: | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Aquarius http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Aquarius.svg/20px-Aquarius.svg.png / Rat http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/Rat.svg/20px-Rat.svg.png | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|First appearence: | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''''Radiant Ace''''' (chapter 1) <br> '''''Stanford''''' (chapter 21) | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Youngest appearance in any story: | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''''Radiant Ace''''' (chapter 1); | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|'''Also appeared in:''' | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4640529/7/Stanford Stanford]''''' chapter 21 -present (will never be removed) {{tt|READ THIS THINGY HERE PLEASE|All of my stories contain adult themes and some strong language. Please don't read if you're offended. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!}} | |||
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|'''Relatives:''' | |||
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"| Many, see below | |||
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! align="center" style="background: # | !align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|'''Signature:''' | ||
| style="background: # | |width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"| http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemonfakemon/images/thumb/5/52/%C3%89mile%27s_signature.PNG/180px-%C3%89mile%27s_signature.PNG | ||
|-align="center" style="background: #ffffff; -moz-border-radius-topleft: 10px; -moz-border-radius-topright: 10px;" | |||
!colspan="2"|'''As an IP officer:''' | |||
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! align="center" style="background: # | !align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Name on office door | ||
| style="background: # | |width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Émile Dakota Caldecutt, PhD., BSE, BAPSY | ||
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! align="center" style="background: # | !align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Sex | ||
| style="background: # | |width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Male | ||
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! align="center" style="background: # | !align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Came into office | ||
| style="background: # | |width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|June 27, 1990 | ||
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! align="center" style="background: # | !align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|City | ||
| style="background: # | |width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Veilstone City | ||
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! align="center" style="background: # | !align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Job | ||
| style="background: # | |width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|International Police investigator, officer, head of the Sinnoh subsidiary (but superior to Jake) | ||
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! align="center" style="background: # | !align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Rank | ||
| style="background: # | |width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Detective Investigator | ||
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! align="center" style="background: # | !align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Position | ||
| style="background: # | |width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|1st Grade Detective | ||
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! align="center" style="background: # | !align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Similar to | ||
| style="background: # | |width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Mac Taylor of ''CSI: NY'' | ||
|}<noinclude></noinclude> | |}<noinclude></noinclude> | ||
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'''My favourite subfields are:''' | '''My favourite subfields are:''' | ||
*Urology/Nephrology | *Urology/Nephrology/Andrology | ||
*Infectious disease | *Infectious disease | ||
*Gastroenterology | *Gastroenterology | ||
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===Contact me, links=== | ===Contact me, links=== | ||
* | *Fanfiction: [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1706782/GalacticFTW GalacticFTW] | ||
*Fictionpress: [http://www.fictionpress.com/~ospreyeagle Ospreyeagle] | *Fictionpress: [http://www.fictionpress.com/~ospreyeagle Ospreyeagle] | ||
*Youtube: [http://www.youtube.com/user/LittleBlueHeron LittleBlueHeron] , [http://www.youtube.com/user/StaraptorEmpoleon StaraptorEmpoleon] | *Youtube: [http://www.youtube.com/user/LittleBlueHeron LittleBlueHeron] , [http://www.youtube.com/user/StaraptorEmpoleon StaraptorEmpoleon] | ||
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I hate TV, but this the show I ADORE: | I hate TV, but this the show I ADORE: | ||
*{{wp|House (TV_series)|House}} | *{{wp|House (TV_series)|House}} | ||
*{{wp|Family Guy}} | *{{wp|Family Guy}} | ||
*{{wp|South Park}} | *{{wp|South Park}} | ||
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*{{wp|Defying Gravity (TV_series)|Defying Gravity}} | *{{wp|Defying Gravity (TV_series)|Defying Gravity}} | ||
*{{wp|Merlin (TV series)|Merlin}} | *{{wp|Merlin (TV series)|Merlin}} | ||
*{{wp|CSI: Crime Scene Investigation}} | |||
*{{wp|CSI: Miami}} | |||
*{{wp|CSI: NY}} | |||
etc. | |||
==Examples of my things== | ==Examples of my things== | ||
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===Short bio of | ===Short bio of Émile=== | ||
'''Émile Dakota Caldecutt, PhD., BSE., BAPSY.'''; known formally by his code name '''Looker''' and '''Radiant Ace''' by the gamblers at the Veilstone Game Corner. He was created by the ''Pokémon Company'' and is a figment of my imagination. He is a main character in the story, ''Stanford''; first appearing in chapter 21. He is named after the famous French writer and critic whom used naturalism, {{wp|Émile Zola}} or possibly {{wp|Jean-Jacques Rousseau}}'s novel, ''{{wp|Emile: or, On Education|Émile: or, On Education}}''. His name is pronounced '''ay-MEEL''' and it is the French form of ''Aemilius'' which is from Latin, meaning "rival". | |||
Note: | |||
*PhD = Doctor in Philosophy, for law and to be a police officer | |||
*BSE = Bachelor of Science in Education, for fun | |||
*BAPSY = Bachelor of Arts or Science in Psychology, for psychology | |||
"My boss Jake, compares my intelligence to Spencer Reid of ''Criminal Minds'', I wonder why? Am I really that special? Heh, I guess I am. I suppose everyone is special. They just have to discover it themselves. I think it's wisdom, not knowledge that helps us guide us through the world. 'Instinct', I must say." - Émile, 2006 | |||
He is a bit of a romantic and is known for having some one-night stands with three different women (his cousin Mitternacht, Cynthia and a hooker; for the last one, he was forced to go along with it otherwise they would have figured out that he was a cop). Despite loving women, he had a short relationship with Rico (mainly because it was a dare). | |||
He is fluent in English, German and French but is quite skilled in Japanese, Spanish, Russian, Romanian, Finnish, Norwegian, Swedish and Danish. | |||
[http://pokemonfakemon.wikia.com/wiki/%C3%89mile See more here] | |||
====Pokémon that go with my fake profile==== | ====Pokémon that go with my fake profile==== | ||
{{trainerpkmn|main=no| | {{trainerpkmn|main=no|Émile|'''Dendro ♂'''|{{poison color}}|Spr 4d 454 m.png|Toxicroak aka Dendro, is his first and one of his strongest Pokémon. ''Au contraire'' to Bulbapedia, his is not shiny, meaning that Stan's is. His strongest attack is Cross Chop.}} | ||
{{trainerpkmn|main=no| | {{trainerpkmn|main=no|Émile|'''Precious ♀'''|{{normal color}}|Persian Water Pulse.PNG|Persian aka Precious, is his second and one of his main Pokémon. Her strongest attack is Shock Wave. She accidentally shocked Stan while Émile was battling Jasper.}} | ||
{{trainerpkmn|main=no| | {{trainerpkmn|main=no|Émile|'''Shaw ♂'''|{{grass color}}|Ash'sSceptile.jpg|Sceptile aka Shaw is his fourth and one of his strongest. Émile bragged that he trained Shaw with flying and fire types for months. Shaw was able to keep himself for quite awhile while battling Stan's Skarmory/Fragmory. His strongest either Thunderpunch or Bullet Seed.}} | ||
{{trainerpkmn|main=no| | {{trainerpkmn|main=no|Émile|'''Astur ♂'''|{{flying color}}|Spr_4p_398_m_s.png|[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemonfakemon/images/thumb/4/45/Shiny_Staraptor2.png/700px-Shiny_Staraptor2.png A REAL drawing of him here] Staraptor, aka Astur is one of his strongest and most frequently used Pokémon; he is a shiny and differs because his bill is pure yellow instead of being tipped in blackish-brown. His strongest attack is either Brave Bird or Close Combat.}} | ||
{{trainerpkmn|main=no| | {{trainerpkmn|main=no|Émile|'''Chatty ♀'''|{{flying color}}|Chatot anime.png|Chatot aka Chatty, is a Pokémon he saved from an old warehouse in which people were illegally eating Pokémon. See has a bad habit of saying {{tt|---|Polly wants to watch porn - in fact, she misheard Émile}}. Her strongest attack is Heat Wave.}} | ||
{{trainerpkmn|main=no| | {{trainerpkmn|main=no|Émile|'''Bjork ♂'''|{{grass color}}|Zoey Leafeon.png|Leafeon or Bjork (can be read as Björk, too) is another Pokémon he saved from the same place as Chatty. His strongest attack is Giga Drain.}} | ||
{{trainerpkmn|main=no| | {{trainerpkmn|main=no|Émile|'''Cecilia ♀'''|{{electric color}}|Luxio discharge.png|Luxio aka Cecilia is his most recent Pokemon. She is known as a reborn basically, ({{tt|she was once a human|THIS IS SRGEMAN OF FF.NET'S IDEA, IF YOU STEAL I WILL PERSONALLY CHOP EVERYTHING HANGING OFF YOUR BODY, EVEN YOU GENITALS, okay *cough* you get my point.}}). She is in love with another reborn named Jacob (a Jolteon) who was once her co-worker's son, but she hasn't noticed yet. Her strongest attack is either Ice Fang or Crunch.}} | ||
====Fake family==== | |||
*See this template here: http://pokemonfakemon.wikia.com/wiki/Template:Caldecutt_family | |||
But if you don't want to: | |||
*[[Professor Rowan|Siôr]] - his father | |||
*[[Professor Oak|Samuel]] - his uncle | |||
*Gage - his brother | |||
**Gage's wife, Jadyn | |||
*Cassidy, only related to his son via blood | |||
*[[Saturn|Stanford]] - his son | |||
*[[Mars|Marie]] - his daughter-in-law | |||
*[[Jupiter|Jade]] - his niece | |||
*Jasper - his grandson | |||
*Mitternacht (or Maykala; he had a one-night stand with her XD) - his cousin | |||
*[[Professor Birch|Gaël]] - his uncle? (or Siôr's nephew) | |||
*[[Professor Elm|Albin]] - same as above | |||
*Chad - cousin | |||
*[[Sheena]] - his cousin twice removed | |||
*{{wp|Duke_of_Wellington}} - probably the first. | |||
* | *{{wp|Louis XVI of France}} | ||
* | |||
*NOTE: He is related to Cynthia because Siôr had a one-night stand with [[Carolina]]. Incest tends to run in the Caldecutt family, Émile in turn had a one-night stand with [[Cynthia]] when he was twenty-nine. | |||
===Examples of moves improved=== | ===Examples of moves improved=== |
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